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Aww Nuts TG

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(Source: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6787268 ) “Okay, chips, check, soda, check, cheap 3 dollar party mix that’s barely food, check!” “Yep, we’re all ready Klause, also I brought some cake for us just in case we eat all the other food in 5 minutes.” “Are there nuts in it?” “Dude, it’s a cake, you're not gonna find a peanut shell in there.” “Just making sure, you know I can’t have nuts.” Klause said, sipping the soda. Before the first round of smash bros was over, the chips had vanished into their stomachs. Not really thinking and eager to get back in the game Klause took a bite of the cake, only to immediately spit it out “DUDE THIS HAS NUTS!” “Yeah, like pistachio I think. But you’re only allergic to peanuts right?” “NO! ALL NUTS. AND IT’S NOT ALLERGIES IT’S- *Hurk*” Klause leaned forward and tried to cough out more. But it didn’t work. His waist suddenly cracked inwards, a distinct and frightening broken cracking noise. His chest then grew, larger and larger till he had nic

Butt Slut (TG)

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     Paul was so stoked. He was finally running for class president! It had always been his dream, ever since attending high school. Everyone in his family was once their own class president, so there was a lot of pressure on Paul to win his school's election. The Presidental position was only open to Juniors and Seniors, and since freshman year, Paul had been Class Secretary. Campaign season was ramping up, and Paul began preparing posters and flyers and even buttons. He was going all out! He just had to win. The campaign was going well so far, and Paul was getting a lot of support. That was until Pamela entered the race. She was by far the most popular girl in school! So popular they bent the rules so that she, a sophomore could run for class president. She was a sure shot at the presidency. Paul couldn't believe his luck. He was actually going to lose! But then he thought up a dastardly idea.      Pacing back and forth in his room late one night, Paul came up with a sure-fir