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Winter Storm

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  Sam and his girlfriend Alice were trapped in their home, in the midst of a terrible winter storm. Snow was falling, ice clung to trees and power lines, and the roads were a disaster. Things were so bad the governor of their state shut down almost everything. At least the power was still on... nope, it just went out. Teeth clattering and bodies shivering Sam and Alice gathered as many blankets and pillows as they could find, huddling together for warmth as the temperature fell below zero. Warmth was fleeting, and feeling pretty fed up with the entire situation Sam joked with his girlfriend.  "Man wish we could be in the tropics right about now. At least it'd be warm"  "Aww that would be nice. Maybe we can go there one day, maybe on our honeymoon~" Alice stressed, nudging into Sam, hoping he'd take a hint.  "Yeah maybe so babe" Sam wrapped his arm around Alice even closer, the two slowly falling asleep cuddled together and underneath layers and lay...

Stick to the Mission (TG)

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       Agent 37 was one of his agency's best assassins. He had travelled the globe taking out targets of both high and low profile. This newest contract however was one of the toughest Agent 37 had ever seen. His target was a man by the name of Alex Stevenson. He may sound normal to you, and to the world he is. To the world he is a successful CEO, in charge of dozens of different companies that he had bought up over the years. His companies include everything from cars, to crypto, to social media and everything in between. Truly a wide and varied portfolio. But look inside that portfolio and you would see Stevenson's shadier dealings. Corruption and crime ran rampant, under the table deals with governments and politicians, lobbying against bills and laws. Hell, Stevenson even had gangs and drug cartels on his payroll to target opponents and business rivals, or those government officials so stupid they would dare oppose him. Because of these reasons, the Agency put ou...

Wet Ass Pussy (TG)

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  Reginald was scared of one thing and one thing only, water. I mean not just any water, but large bodies of water. If he saw a lake or river, he'd almost wet himself. It was the ocean however that scared the crap out of him. But with break right around the corner and all of his friends insisting on a trip to the shore, Reginald caved, figuring he could always stay far far away from the ocean.  Reginald was wrong. His friends dragged him right down to the beach. The ocean was like right there! Reginald was trembling mess. Reginald looked on at the crashing waves, gulping and sweating hard. Why did he have to agree to go with his buddies on this stupid trip! It was a horrible idea! Anxiety welled up inside Reginald, and he began to panic, vision going blurry.  Reginald deciding to head back to their hotel began to stumble about. To onlookers he looked like some drunk college student. With limited vision however, Reginald didn't realize he was headed right toward the ocean!...

Don't Badmouth your Mom (TG/AP)

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  Ugh your mom was such a bitch! She never let you have any fun or do anything you wanted. This time she wasn't going to let you go to this super epic party that one of your schools' seniors was throwing for graduation. You of course were only a sophomore, and your mother barred you from going to such parties. You couldn't even fathom why she didn't want you to go out and party! You of course argued back, and as a result you had been grounded, stuck in your room and unable to go see friends after school or on the weekends for an entire month!  You cursed under your breath as you slumped on your bed. Your phone buzzed and you carefully checked it, knowing if your mom caught you, you'd be in even more stupid trouble. You checked. It was your friend William. You sat up and unlocked your phone beginning a texting chain:  "Yo I can't go to the party!"  "Me neither William. My stupid mom stopped me" you typed back.  "Damn... say how bout you c...

The H00KR App (TG/RC)

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This was a cap request written for me by colleague who's DA page was either deleted, or they themselves took down. It like three years old at this point and I figured it'd be best to post here instead of rotting in a discord chat and the wastebin of DA. Anyways enjoy the short story you horny bastards.       The H00KR app was now in full release. People from all around the world were becoming common street whores to be fucked like the sluts they always wanted to be. Amy was a trans MtF. She was rather androgynous, only recently deciding to switch genders from male to female. Born a male, she had always felt like she should be a girl, but there was never a true way to experience it, until now!      After hearing on the news about how the app could make her male body match her girly mind, she quickly hopped at the opportunity and try to download the app, but due to the hefty price point, opted for a shady pirated version, making an account as a hooker. S...

Never Diss a Teacher (TG/TF)

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"Come on Amy, let's play some Mario kart already. You've been in your room all day" Finley said, standing over my desk as I worked away.  "Listen I can't. These final exam grades are due tonight. I have to get them graded and entered into the system" I said, putting down my pen and rubbing my temples.  "Not even for like thirty minutes?" Finley tried to negotiate but I wouldn't budge.  "No I already told you, listen let's just plan to play tomorrow is that so bad? I mean im a teacher, im swamped with work right now" I let out a yawn.  "Yeah yeah whatever. You just use being a teacher as an excuse to get out of stuff. Always claiming you're working hard or too tired because of your job." Finley was annoyed at this point.  "Teaching is a hard, thankless job Finley. Maybe if you spent some time in a teacher's shoes you'd understand what im talking about" I replied, Finley sighed and walked out.  ...

Engaging with Emblems (TG)

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     The fight with Sombron was intensifying. The Divine Dragon Alear had been gathering more allies, but Sombron, his armies were only getting larger and stronger over time. Because of that, Alear had to spend more time training and preparing for battle. A part of this training was rearranging his allies Emblem Rings. While he had gotten used to having Marth by his side, Alear knew that in order to defeat Sombron he would have to be comfortable with a wide array of emblems and battle styles. So he swapped the Ring of the Hero King for the Ring of the Caring Princess, Celica. A little bit of magic and healing knowledge would never hurt anyone right?      It took a while for Alear and Celica to click like the relationship he had had with Marth. But training went somewhat smoothly. Celica and Alear linked up attacks and even tried to come up with new combos combining sword play and magic. That may have been a little premature however as in the midst of trying...

Livestream (TG)

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  10:03 AM:     Okay guys, I lost that dumb bet or challenge or whatever so now I have to do what you guys voted on. Which happens to be... Gyaru Juice? Whatever. I went out and bought one. Not sure why this is a challenge but here it goes...       Yuck... okay that... ugh... tasted like ass. No wonder it was a challenge. But really? I lost that bet and you guys could only muster up a nasty drink? I would've thought you guys would've come up with something more but oh well. Anyways the stream will be pretty chill today. Guess we'll just play some games or something. Maybe do some reacting to other YouTube videos for free content.  10:17 AM:       Okay let's see... yeah, these games are boring, and we've only been playing for 15 minutes... hmm well how about we watch some videos. That's way better than silly Fortnite anyways. I mean cmon, only dumb boys... err people play video games anyways. Im so bad at them. Anyways... ooo th...

Meat (TG)

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  "What the hell are you eating?" I asked, walking up to see my friend Finn chomping down on a big hunk of meat.  "Oh I'm just eating a Bronto ribs or whatever it was called. The store down the road was doing a Flintstones crossover event and was selling this chunks of meat for pretty cheap" Finn explained then took another bite out of the dripping meat in his hands.  "Well can you be any less messy. You got Bronto juice all over the damn apartment" I sighed.  "Uhh yeah I'll clean it up when I'm done okay" Finn said, chewing down on the meat as I shook my head and went into my room.       Finn kept chomping down on the meat, which was quite tasty, but as he ate, he began to change, the primal DNA of the meat mixing with his own. Finn's short green hair began to grow out becoming scraggy and messy, blooming out well down his back, the locks losing their green dye to become a red color. Finn blinked, his eyes turning red to match hi...

The Strip Game (TG)

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    These whole Strip Game trends that were all over twitter were pretty annoying to me. I mean its totally just engagement bait right? Promising your watchers some lewd images of an anime girl once a certain number of likes and retweets were made. I mean shouldn't you just make art for art's sake? Not for a bunch of gooners online? That's what I believed anyways. But this belief would soon be challenged to a rather... annoying degree.      I was sadly on twitter one night, scrolling through all the slop that the feed had become ever since the Muskrat took over. But I was soon brought out of my absentminded scrolling when I saw my favorite artist doing the very trend I hated, the whole strip game thing. I had hoped this wouldn't happen. But I mean, of course an artist relying on social media would get with the trends. Still, I was disappointed. Against my better judgement, I left a comment on the initial post, proclaiming my disappointment to the entire world. A...